World greatest poem Ever!!!!

In honor of April being National Poetry Month, the ThinkTank Panel (of One) has produced the greatest work of poetic transcendence since Shakespeare's 38th sonnet.

Cowboys wear shoes with spurs

A kitten purrs

Carlos likes tacos

He eats them at Pacos

Almost doesn’t rhyme with much

But that’s Ok so long as it doesn’t touch

sharp objects,

like scissors

And Rob Beck’s

arm was bitten by Lizards

Gizzards

Hanging from a chicken

just prime for picking

worms

out of the ground they squirm

Just like your mother’s perm

done at the salon

by Captain Ron

Not Cap’n Crunch

Kurt Russell

Time for lunch

We’re having Brussel

sprouts

Shouts

go up from the crowd


of turtles so loud

you’d swear they were tortoseses

Can you loan me 2 quarterses

That’s 50 cent


to pay the rent

But I live in my car

with my guitar

I’m going to be a star

if I worship gwar

But gwar don’t pay for tickets

So in the mean time I just lick it’s

ice cream cone

from Dairy Queen

I let out a groan

when I punctured my spleen

 So if it’s a liver your looking for

Don’t ask me

Ain’t got mine no more

I sold it for three

hundred pounds


of pixie sticks

The ball rolled out of bounds

and was popped by toothpicks

that I didn’t notice

while skating the iron lotus

domino, on the web

or so said , my aunt Deb-

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or so it sounds

When her children call her


from 7 pitcher’s mounds

I can see home plate

and the umpire too

I brought fishing bait

to catch a blue

trout

or maybe a salmon

In Jamaica we be Jamm’n

In basktball we be slamm’n

Ok, no dunk

We can’t jump

You tried this Big Hunk?

that peanut infested nougat lump

But who needs candy when you can have pizza

like Papa John’s daily special “Meatsa”


Extra cheese

Lots of topping

And swarms of bees

hover horse’s droppings